The Almighty Burp

After hearing my fiance burp for the 1000th+ time, I started wondering what it is that makes men burp so much.  Not that I’m being sexist here, because I know plenty of women who do it as well, but it just seems like men do it more often than women.  And on a larger scale, too.

I had the most unpleasant experience the other morning because I actually let my fiance drink a glass of root beer first thing in the morning.  Needless to say, he did not hold anything back and I was completely grossed out.

Why?  Where on God’s green earth does it all come from???

“Why do you do so much of it?” I asked my fiance.

“Because I am all that is man.”

If you say so.

February 19, 2010 at 8:15 pm | Men | No comment

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